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WWJDUI
00:49
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WWJDUI
WWJDUI
WWJDUI
What would Jesus do under the influence?
Suck some dick
Lick some ass
Fuck your mom
And your dad
Snort some lines
Shoot some meth
I din't know
Everybody say him
WWJDUI
WWJDUI
WWJDUI
What would Jesus do under the influence?
THRASH!
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2. |
Where's My Burrito?
00:22
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Where the fuck is my burrito?
I don't know, I bet it's great
Everybody saw me order
Even severed it on a plate
Where the fuck is my burrito?
I don't know I bet it's neato
Went to the bathroom, where'd it go?
Eeny meeny miny moe
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3. |
The Stand
02:55
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The pressure is mounting
Unsure of himself
Everyone's watching
Feels as small as an elf
Hold up your weight
Keep your wrists straight
Get his legs overhead
Or he could end up dead
Everyone's cheering
As the tap hits his mouth
If he doesn't keep drinking
Then his plans will go south
Sometimes in life
You must take a stand
Do what you have to do
To prove that you're a man
Arms start to weaken
Losing his grip
Muscles start to ache
He's beginning to slip
Letting go of all reality
This is his speciality
Foam is shooting out his nose
There's a kink in the hose
Knows not what to do
No light at the end of the tunnel
This is more complicated
Than beers from a funnel
Sometimes in life
You must take a stand
Do what you have to do
To prove that you're a man
Keep pumping the tap
He says in his brain
He's had so much beer
He's going insane
Finally a reason to not continue
Cops have raided the venue
Drank enough to fill an ocean
Now he's moving in slow motion
"Over 21 can go"
Moving fast as a comet
So the kids can get away
On the pigs he starts to vomit
Sometimes in life
You must take a stand
Do what you have to do
To prove that you're a man
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5. |
Fortress of Sucktitude
02:55
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Hold my beer
While I punch you in the face
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9. |
Beer Money
05:12
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10. |
Get Drunk And Puke
00:11
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Get
Drunk
And
Puke
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